Pictures and Words (XKCD is out sick today)
Bank: I stole a slice of pie.
USGVT: We could arrest you but we won't, give us a bite instead.
Bank: I just stole another.
USGVT: GDit! You owe us another bite.
Bank: No, dude seriously... I just stole a third piece and legit I think I'm going to be sick.
USGVT: It's OK, Bra. We've got a third fork.
Bank: I got a fourth slice, but I pulled it from that baby murderer's
pie you said I wasn't allowed to give pies to. I gave him the rest.
USGVT: You are seriously too big to jail. Like, I don't think we have a
prison wide enough. Fat ass. Come here and give us another bite.
Then they tousle each other's hair and have sex.
The End.
